Event Prospect = Big Fast Lively Horse
Dressage Prospect = Big Slow Horse
Hack Prospect = Pretty Colour
Endurance Prospect = Fast Horse which will turn sometimes
Has raced = Not very fast
Flashy = White Socks
Attractive = Pretty colour
15.2hh = 14.3hhh
16.2hh = 15.3hh
To Loving Home = Very Expensive
To Show Home Only = Extremely Expensive
Needs Experienced Rider = Potentially Lethal
Elegant = Thin
In Good Condition = Fat
Free Moving = Bolts
Quiet = Lame in Both Front Legs
Dead Quiet = Lame in All Four Legs
Good in Traffic (Bombproof) = Lame all Round, Deaf and Blind
Loves Children = Kicks and Bites
Pony Type = Small and Hairy
Arab Type = Looks startled and Flighty
TB Type = Looks Terrified
Warmblood Type = Big and built like a bodybuilder
Draught Type = Big and Exceedingly Hairy
Easy to Catch = Very Old
Must Sell = Wife has left home and taken kids
All Offers Considered = I am in Traction for 6 months
Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away. Shout “Get off,stupid! Get off!”
Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice “Relaxing into the fall”. Roll lithely into a ball, and spring to your feet!
Learn to grab your cheque book out of your purse/pocket and write out a £100 cheque without even looking down.
Jog long distances carrying a head collar and holding out a carrot. Go ahead and tell the neighbours what you're doing. Panama . They might as well know now.
Fix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling it to a halt. And smile as if you are really having fun.
Hone your fibbing skills. “See darling moving hay bales is fun!” and ” I'm glad your lucky performance and multi-million pound horse won you first place – I'm just thankful that my hard work and actual ability won me second place”.
Practice dialing your chiropractors number with both arms paralyzed to the shoulder, and one foot anchoring the lead rope of a frisky horse.
Lie face down in the mud in your most expensive riding clothes and repeat to yourself: “This is a learning experience, this is a learning experience…”
The evidence suggests that the principle function of the rear part of the foot (the heels) is to dissipate energy during the impact phase of the stride. It would be hard to single out one structure but we know the soft tissue structures, interposed articulations and the digital venous plexuses play a major role in absorbing the energy of impact. The major reason for maintaining healthy heels in the foot.
Here is an example of the ideal targeted worming regime we recommend at the clinic.
Note this is not suitable unless the yard (livery or private) has a strict management and pasture control regime in place.
For more details give us a ring at the clinic.
Targeted Strategic Worming Regime:
March: Faecal Worm Egg Count (FWEC) taken from every horse, those with levels over 200 eggs per gram are wormed
June: Faecal Worm Egg Count taken from every horse, those with levels over 200 eggs per gram are wormed
September: Faecal Worm Egg Count taken from every horse, those with levels over 200 eggs per gram are wormed
October: (Optional often combined with worming in November) Double Dose of STRONGID P or Double Dose of PYRATAPE P or EQUIMAX for tapeworms (levels not detected on FWEC)
November: EQUEST or PANACUR 5 day guard or EQUEST PRAMOX (if EQUEST PRAMOX no need to worm for tapeworms in October), this worming is to eradicate small encysted redworms (hibernating red worms). Good regime for less intensive situations but hard to implement successfully in busy yards with high numbers entering and leaving the yard and high numbers rotating through paddocks:
Hi and I apologise once again to my mother and cat Merlin for the delay on posting. At least I know I have 2 individuals whom read my ramblings on the internet about all things veterinary 😉
Last weekend I was on call again 2nd weekend of 3 and spent 5 hours in the car on Saturday and travelled some 250 miles during the day. However the best was yet to come!! The call came in @ 10pm just as I was starting to relax for a mare foaling. Now it is a veterinary urban myth that if the mare has not foaled by the time the vet arrives it tends to be an epic encounter. However this mare had suddenly started foaling and something long and tubular was hanging from its vulva. On close questioning this was almost certainly intestine and thus the mare was most unlikely to survive. On arriving as quickly as I could, I confirmed my suspicions that this was actually large bowel hanging from the mare due a larger rupture around the cervix and that she would have to be destroyed unfortunately. However we needed to see if we could save the foal. I administered a high dose of painkillers and sedation to the mare and attempted to foal her. However the foals head and both front legs were bent backwards and despite straightening them we could not get the mare foaled normally. Thus an emergency standing caesarean was carried out and a very flat, weak filly was produced which I thought had little chance of survival.
The filly was removed for immediate resuscitation and the harrowing job of putting the mare to sleep was carried out. This was a really brave well behaved mare with a lovely kind owner and everyone involved was deeply upset ;-(
By this time the foal had recovered remarkably well and yet despite this miracle seemed unable to stand. On close examination she was found to have severe bilateral carpal contracture. This is a rare deformity of the front legs where the carpi (knees) are fixed in a flexed position and unable toe be moved even after surgery. Due to the hopeless prognosis it was decided to put the foal to sleep also.
Thus after some 4 hours work and care based on over 26 years in practice I ended up with a dead mare and foal!! No one really tells you about this in vet school and you start to understand why vets have a very high suicide rate especially in new graduates. It can be in many cases a very rewarding but harrowing lonely job in large animal practice.
However 2 days later I did a mare and foal check on a delightful Appaloosa filly foal and as they say life goes on 😉
Then to continue this vein of depression I saw my first case of grass sickness on Wednesday night and that mare was put down also! A 5 year old the best mare on the farm! This particular farm has had grass sickness in the past but not on this field, and not on the premises for 3 years!! Classical symptoms fine body tremor low grade colic signs but pulse rate of 75 beats per minute, very hard cannon ball faeces, low grade drooling from the mouth, reduced gut sounds and a foul smelling breath. Diagnosis can be challenging in some cases but was straightforward here. Due to the mares pain and distress she was put to sleep.
I hope you realise I have had a bad few days and things will get better I hope 😉